Monday, December 21, 2009

Lashing Out

Wife #2 was his most famous one; Hollywood starlet Monica Fields. Their union was brief, passionate, and rather bloody, according to Hideki, who filed suit against the Academy-Award-nominated actress for attacking him with a pearl-handled fondue fork in the kitchen of their 6.3 million dollar Beverly Hills mansion. Everyone has seen the photograph of Hideki waiting in the Beverly Hills Hospital emergency room in his trademark ripped studio blouse, with tiny puncture wounds all over his arms and face. The couple divorced after only two months of marriage. As stated previously, tragedy had befallen the doomed pair, as Monica’s toy poodle, Daisy, was found dead, floating muzzle down in their Olympic-size swimming pool. Monica publicly accused Hideki of bringing about Daisy’s demise, but Hideki flatly denied the accusation.


“She was in a bad place because her latest movie had flopped at the box office. She was lashing out at whoever was close by. That was me.”


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